Green-on-black: uptime, deploy heartbeats, pushed job output, and the numbers behind the stack.
edge / origin checks
HEAD every 5 minutes; latency and per-site history.
- api.github.com HTTP 403
- registry.npmjs.org 6 ms
- pypi.org 16 ms
- hub.docker.com HTTP 429
- cloudflare.com 127 ms
- status.openai.com 419 ms
nightly-backup
Reports in daily; late runs turn red.
missed
last 4h ago
regions
Deploy regions, 24-hour with seconds, ticking in the browser.
- us-west21:33:54
- eu-central06:33:54
- ap-northeast13:33:54
job output
POST lines to /push/<widget>; newest first.
- deploy: v1.4.3 to production, 38s, 0 errors 44d ago
- ci: main build #1484 green in 1m58s 44d ago
- cache: purged 1,284 stale objects 44d ago
- nightly-backup: 14.4GB to R2 in 3m52s 44d ago
- uptime: api p95 latency 2.1s (threshold 2s) 45d ago
- deploy: v1.4.2 to production, 42s, 0 errors 45d ago
- ci: e2e suite green on retry #1483 45d ago
- ci: e2e suite failed on main - timeout in checkout flow 45d ago
- ci: main build #1482 green in 2m06s 45d ago
- disk /var at 84% on web-1 45d ago
freeze ends
Change-freeze countdown, shown down to the minute.
96d 20h 26m until Dec 31, 2026 (America/Los_Angeles)workers-sdk
Stars, issues, forks straight off the API.
- stars4577
- issues498
- forks1536
workers-sdk releases
An array mapped into rows by dot-path.
- wrangler@4.141.0 2026-09-25T19:33:53Z
- wrangler@4.140.0 2026-09-25T06:02:09Z
- create-cloudflare@2.72.13 2026-09-25T19:34:01Z
- @cloudflare/workers-utils@0.44.0 2026-09-25T19:34:22Z
- @cloudflare/workers-utils@0.43.0 2026-09-25T06:02:21Z
- @cloudflare/workers-auth@0.9.4 2026-09-25T19:34:08Z
cloudflare docs
A live tools/call against the docs MCP server.
updated 3h agohn / front page
Top stories from the public Firebase API, refreshed every half hour.
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- Jury finds Facebook liable for deceiving users in Cambridge Analytica case 104 pts · 14 comments · 3h ago
- Postgres SELECT DISTINCT Does Not Scale 21 pts · 3 comments · 34h ago
runbooks
Runbook links, with favicons pulled from one fixed icon origin.
paging
A markdown note holding the paging runbook - fenced code included.
curl -fsS -X POST \\ -H "Authorization: Bearer $TOKEN" \\ https://demo.mindash.dev/push/job-output