The parts other dashboards don't have: push monitoring, a live MCP tool call, uptime checks, and any JSON mapped onto a card.
mindash
A pinned markdown card - and this page's own introduction.
A dashboard agents can edit
One Cloudflare Worker: server-rendered, passkey-owned, MCP-editable.
Every page here was built through /mcp tool calls.
News
Two feeds merged newest-first.
- Listen to this: Armand Hammer’s Snakes & Ladders 2h ago · theverge.com
- Vulcan rocket fails, destroying 40 Amazon Leo satellites 3h ago · theverge.com
- Jensen Huang might be plotting a return and more of the latest Nvidia drama 3h ago · theverge.com
- Congress wants to tighten export rules on AI chips after Nvidia spy scandal 5h ago · theverge.com
- Fanttik’s S1 Pro electric screwdriver is $40 off in the run-up to Black Friday 7h ago · theverge.com
- Apple’s first smart glasses are coming together 7h ago · theverge.com
Uptime
HEAD checks with latency and per-site history.
- Cloudflare 50 ms
- GitHub 56 ms
- Hacker News HTTP 419
- The Verge 22 ms
- xkcd 23 ms
- Wikipedia 54 ms
- npm 4 ms
- MDN 85 ms
Nightly backup
Cron jobs POST in; late or missed runs turn red.
missed
last 23h ago
MCP tool call
A live tools/call against the minshop demo store each refresh.
- Merino Wool Beanie
- Canvas Tote Bag
- Organic Cotton Tee
- Linen Button-Up Shirt
- Wool Crew Socks (3-Pack)
- Cast Iron Skillet
- Ceramic Pour-Over Coffee Set
- Acacia Wood Cutting Board
workers-sdk
Any JSON endpoint, mapped by dot-path.
- Stars4730
- Open issues420
Crypto
CoinGecko prices with 24-hour change, keyed so the rate limit is ours alone.
- Bitcoin$65,002 +2.2%
- Ethereum$1,827 +4.8%
Today's xkcd
An image resolved from a JSON API each refresh.
updated 1h ago